It''s time for a change. What are your thoughts?

Well, as many of you have noticed, I've been talking an awful lot about my love of eating smurfs. Well, I thought it was time for a change of taste. It gets awfully boring eating the same thing all the time, and those stupid shoes keep getting stuck in my teeth. Oh well. Anyway, I've thought long and hard about what would be a suitable dietary substitution for smurfs. Well, my search came to an end. As I was strolling through Yahoo! Answers, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Rather than the usual smurfs, I shall henceforth eat trolls. They seem like good eating, and it would be beneficial to mankind, I believe. :) So what are your thoughts? I would like your opinions.